This week’s top groom links from around the web. Dig in!

A Wedding Cake Fit for a Cop – bridal snob

3 Tips for Wedding Night Sex – onewed

The Best Wedding Invitation Excuse Ever – temple of groom

How Skype Saved Our Wedding – the grooms says

What the Bride Wants to Hear – staggered

Grooms Choosing Food Over Bachelor Party Shenanigans – tuscaloosa news

Gifts for the Executive Groomsman – the man registry

She Swallowed the Engagement Ring – wedinator

Wedding Dress Sleeping Bag- my ex wife’s wedding dress

Budgeting the Rehearsal Dinner – elegance and simplicity

Zombie-Themed Wedding – holy kaw

By Guest Blogger: Adam & Eve (links NSFW)

Should I ditch my porn collection after the wedding? If you’re getting ready to ready to say “I Do,” you should probably know enough about your partner to be able to answer this question… unless you’re in denial.

The truth is that getting engaged or married does not automatically mean you have to ditch the porn videos you have collected over the years. However, a smart move would be to communicate with your fiance and know her position on the issue.

There are many categories of adult movies and there may be a certain genre that you and your fiance/wife may enjoy watching together. Adam & Eve has a wide selection of adult movies for couples that may be more appealing to your other half and more accepted in your marriage. Find out from your partner what turns her on and what turns her off before you toss your entire collection. Don’t hide the fact you have them if she doesn’t already know. Let her go through them with you and choose which ones to keep and which ones you will have to turn over to your friends. By asking her what she likes and dislikes you are involving her in the decision making which is always a good thing. You both can start a new porn collection together – you may be surprised and learn something new about your partner.

By Guest Blogger: Simon Daykin

After the DJ has played the last song of the evening, after the last guest has toddled off to bed and yes, after the last bridesmaid has hooked up with a groomsman, you’ve still got one last job to do.  It’s your wedding night!!!  I don’t have to spell it out for you so I won’t…but you need to “up” for the job.  This means being awake, alert and not fall down, drooling, word slurringly plowed!  Sure you can still have a good time at the reception, it is your party after all and you did pay for some of that sweet nectar, but rein it in guys.  You don’t want to look a fool when she gets you up to that room, the candles are glowing and your drunken snores all but drown out the romantic music.

But it’s not ALL about the sex…yeah I know, but humor me here OK?!?  I have a few tips on creating the mood, being able to “seal the deal” and continuing the mood into the next day…the first day of the rest of your life.

Spruce Up That Hotel Room

A hotel room is a hotel room, trust me…I lived in them most of last year due to a hectic travel schedule.  But you can change all that.  You can put your own touches into the room and create a super romantic atmosphere…and the best thing is, she doesn’t have to know anything about it and your wedding planner can help you.  And when I say help you, I mean they do it and you get all the credit.  www.fireflyoccasions.com offers a Honeymoon Suite program that will blow her mind and make you look like a freakin’ hero!  While you are dancing, we will pop up to the room, lay out the robes, and slippers, make sure the champagne and strawberries are set up, we include battery operated candles, so no matter how “spirited” you get, there is no risk of fire.  If the groom (you) hooks us up with an iPod, we set that up and have the romantic tunes playing softly as the couple enter later on.  Rose petals form a pathway to the bed and we make sure the pillows are oh so fluffed.  But the great thing is…you can take all the credit!

Pace Yourself Young Man!

Sure the bar is open, and sure they have your drink of choice, well they better, it’s your damn wedding!  But that doesn’t mean you have to “Bogart” the bar.  Leave some for the rest of your guests and pace yourself.  You don’t want to slur your way through your speech and end it by raising your glass and puking all over Aunt Gertrude.  Be aware of how much you’re drinking, and of how much you have eaten.  This is key!  Take the time to eat your dinner, you picked out the food so eat the food.  And make sure your bride eats as well.  Have some drinks with dinner, you’ll need champagne to toast with, my advice…sip don’t gulp…and don’t let your buddies get you wailed on shots.  They had their chance to do that at the stag, now it’s just too late…sorry.  They should understand but if they don’t…have a groomsman deal with it.  Don’t get plastered, this is the day when all eyes are on you…you don’t want to make a fool of yourself and you want to be able to “finish” the night properly.  Last minute coffee DOES NOT WORK!!!

Waking Up To Romance

3 magic words: breakfast in bed

I know it’s not easy, but think ahead.  In my experience women love breakfast in bed…and if someone else makes it and delivers it to your room that is all the better.  Add in an order of champagne and orange juice for a little early morning delight and you got it made son!  Again, this is a simple thing, not too hard to do and your planner can also take care of this for you.  Simply give your planner your breakfast order, discreetly BEFORE the wedding and don’t let your bride know.  The planner can place the order, set up the time and VIOLA!!!  Breakfast in bed with little to no effort on your part.  Just make sure you’re awake and coherent enough to answer the door (See previous paragraph).  Plus, if you have scheduled a buffet for your guests that you plan to attend, a good solid breakfast in you will give you the energy to shake hands and smile for a few hours…and if you happen to be late as a result of the mimosas I’m sure they will understand.

Simon’s Gutsy Groom Advice

So there you go, a few simple tips on how not to “blow it” on your wedding night.  These are easy to implement things that will make you look like one hell-of-a-guy in the eyes of your bride.  You don’t have to break the mold or bring down the moon, but it’s always nice to surprise your bride with some things she never thought you’d think of.  And that, my friends is where I come in.

Keep in mind that sure, the bar is open (free) but in the end, you did pay for it, so it’s not really free is it?  Watch your consumption, if you wanna get all legless, that’s what the stag is for.  Your wedding night should be memorable…that means you need to remember it!!!  So pace yourself at the bar and lay off the shots, you’ll thank me in the morning when the mimosas show up and you’re ready to go!!!

By Guest Blogger Adam & Eve

Men…you’ve almost made it to the altar. Now you need to get a head start on your married sex life. On the wedding night and  honeymoon, you’re going to want to  impress your bride and make her remember why she’s spending the rest of her life with you! Adam & Eve has provided a list of items to help make your honeymoon glorious and start you on the path for great sex for a lifetime.

•    Massage a few drops of the Kama Sutra Love Oils on your favorite parts of the body and blow gently to feel their warming power. These irresistible and silky oils are very popular among couples and come in three delicious flavors. Choose from Original (a blend of chocolate, vanilla, and cinnamon), Vanilla (pure vanilla and cream) or Raspberry (sweet and juicy blend).

•    The O’Wow Vibrating Ring is a 2 in 1 sex toy that helps men last longer while acting as a stimulator for the woman. The ring is waterproof, includes a vibrating bullet and free batteries.

•    You’ll definitely need the Kama Sutra Sex Positions Book that includes 77 fully illustrated sex positions. This book can take your sex life to whole new levels giving you and your partner new ways to pleasure each other all year-long. Have fun reading the descriptions on how to master these moves together.

•    Want Great Sex For a Lifetime? This DVD Set includes over 120 minutes of watch and learn DVDs. This collection is a great addition to any couple’s DVD library. Volume one is 60 minutes of tips while volume two is 60 minutes of new positions or sex tricks you can bring into the bedroom.

•    The Romantic Poker Game for Couples is a sexy and seductive twist to the traditional game of poker. This isn’t anything like the poker game you play with your buddies. You’ll want to bet it all! Everyone wins in this fun erotic card game. A great idea to take on the honeymoon and use any night you want to kick off a night of great sex.

•    The Sexy Slave Kit is getting rave reviews from Adam & Eve customers.  Be spontaneous and introduce this sensual kit into your sex life. This kit includes two soft restraints to fit wrists or ankles, a cushioned blindfold and feather tickler.

Before we get started with this post, we’re gonna throw out a disclaimer.. the links are not for the faint of heart.

The Man Registry has teamed up with our wedding sex expert Adam & Eve to offer a red hot honeymoon kit full of items aimed at getting the honeymoon off to a sexy start.

You can also access the offer by visiting the TMR homepage and clicking the Honeymoon Kit Banner.