So you need a birthday gift…..and if you’re too lazy (like your friends probably expect), you can always go back to making a birthday card with paper and crayons. Otherwise, we went ahead and selected some halfway respectable ideas (and if you don’t need to buy a birthday gift, maybe get something for yourself):

Maxam 64oz. Jumbo Flask
– This is better than a Hallmark card. It says, “Screw  it, I’m a drunk and I’m going to stop hiding it.”

25oz. Chalkboard Beer Mug
– Write your own personal message on the mug. Like, “Here’s to bailing me out year after year.”

Das Boot Glass Beer Boot – 2 Liter 67 oz
– This is fun for the whole family. The rule is that you pass it around until it’s empty.

Louisville Slugger Personalized Baseball Bat
– Personalize your friend his own Louisville Slugger. A good fit for his man room (basement or garage).

Personalized Fishing Guide Pub Sign
– Let him know who’s lodge you’re in….his.”

Personalized Woody Filet Knife
– Do you inspire to be the bass fisherman that your friend is? No? Well, at least you can use his filet knife when he makes you filet the fish anyways.

Portopong Inflatable Floating Beer Pong Surface
– The gift that keeps on giving….a) drinking, b) bikini’s, and c) did we mention drinking and bikini’s?

Remote Controlled Cooler
– Your buddy shouldn’t have to get off the couch on his birthday to get his own beer. Pack it in the morning and he’s set for the day.

Coleman Propane Fry Well – Portable Fryer
– Did you stop frying your crappie because it’s not good for you? Time for a camping trip!

Cooler Scooter (300 Watt)
– Just make sure that you or your friend is not the dipshit that gets a DUI on one of these.

Gunnison Camo Float Tube
– For the guy that say’s, “See ya after hunting season.”

Fathers Day is fast approaching. No worries, The Man Registry has you covered.  We have thousands of gifts that Dads of all shapes and sizes will love.

Here are a few of our featured gifts for 2009:

Personalized Pub Signs – Make your pops the proud owner of his own bar! Our most popular styles for Dad are the Irish Pub Sign, Fishing Pub Sign, and the golf pub sign.

Fishing Guide Bar Sign

Personalized Men’s Grooming Kit – Has Dad been neglecting his facial and skin care? This gift will not-so-subtly give him the message.

Engraved Men's Grooming Kit

Engraved Rawlings Baseball Bat – So what if Dad never achieved his dreams of reaching the big leagues. He can still feel like an All-Star with this official size baseball bat with his name permanently engraved on it.

Engraved Official Size Rawlings Baseball Bat

If one of our featured items doesn’t strike your fancy, browse our selection of man-gifts to find exactly what Dad will like. Can’t make a decision? We offer Cabela’s gift cards directly through The Man Registry. Give him the gift of letting him do the shopping!

Cheers!