We’ve seen some great wedding party entrances at the reception, but this video takes the cake for best intro at the church!

(thanks to @pschaefer for the link)

We had a very long and detailed blog post prepared today on the proper dining etiquette at the rehearsal dinner and wedding reception. Oh, what a great post it was going to be…

Ha ha, just kidding. Enjoy another entry today in our series of ‘fail’ posts.

Some of life’s most difficult questions involve love, marriage, and of course.. kissing. Here at The Man Registry, we spend a lot of time complementing these issues. So, we were naturally thrilled when we got an e-mail proclaiming these mysteries of life had been explained… by kids!

Enjoy!

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess
with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m
never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10  **(wise words ricky, wise words)