Five Things I Care More About Than Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding
It’s true. I can barely contain my excitement boredom over Chelsea Clinton’s upcoming nuptials. Here are five things that I find much more interesting than Chelsea’s surprise Vera Wang Trip or who’s on (or not on) the guest list:
The Politics of Mali
The Republic of Mali is a small African nation that borders Nigeria, Algeria and The Ivory Coast. Mali is divided into eight regions with each region having its own governor. The country has become pro-west in the years since they instituted a democratic system in 2002. This transition followed many years of political upheaval that had long threatened the stability of the country (on a side-note – Mali is landlocked and I ALWAYS find landlocked countries extremely interesting).
My Neighbors’ Work Schedule
I’ve been spying on my neighbors for about six months. I don’t suspect them of anything strange, I’m just bored. They both leave every morning at 7:15am. She returns for lunch around noon everyday except Thursday. He only comes home for lunch on Mondays. They both arrive back home around 5:45pm except on Tuesdays when he gets home at 7:00pm. WHERE IS HE UNTIL 7 ON TUESDAYS?
The Whereabouts of my Peter Venkman Action Figure
From what I can recollect, I lost my Peter Venkman Ghostbusters toy around the time of my 9th birthday. I search for it every time I’m back at my parents’ house, but it’s nowhere to be found! I have a theory that my friend Jim Dibble stole it, but I can’t prove it. It’s depressing because I know exactly where my Egon, Ray, Winston and Stay-Puft figures are, but the set is not complete without Peter.
Pocket Lint
Where does it come from? And why?
David Morris, World Champion Whistler
David Morris is the world’s top whistler. He competes in whistling competitions around the world and has recorded three full length albums chock full of nothing but whistles. Don’t believe me? Take a listen here.
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What about you? How much do you care (or not care) about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding? Tell us in the comments section below.
Tags: Celebrity Grooms, Celebrity Weddings, Chelsea Clinton Wedding, Marc Mezvinsky
July 29th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
This post is just hilarious! It’s so sad {but not a surprise} that this wedding is really becoming a circus. Yeah, that’s also becoming a trend these days, but all kidding aside, we feel badly for the soon-to-be-newlyweds!
We could care less as to what type of rented restrooms they’ll be having!
Thanks for the chuckle!
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July 30th, 2010 at 8:20 am
I wish that I could become obsessed about Chelsea’s wedding. I can’t. While no one seems to know for sure who created Chelsea’s dress, I know for sure that I’ll be annoyed if the gown isn’t designed by an American designer and made in America.