Your Best Man Speech Delivered Mad Libs Style
After they announced their Shark Attack Bachelor Party, we weren’t sure whether FireFly Group Events could top it. They have proved us wrong with the release of their Best Man Speech Generator!
Best Man Toast Generator (click to get started)
We tested the generator out and here’s what we came up with (a perfectly legit wedding toast that I will recite at my friend Lebron’s wedding later this summer).
I met LeBron when we were 19. Right away, I knew he was a salty kid and the perfect friend for me. He was always a hit with the ladies even at the young age of 19. I remember his best line was “For feet like yours I would jump the biggest salad. Then along came Sally and everything changed. It takes a tall girl to tame the hedgehog that is LeBron. I remember they met at Cleveland and within the space of 23 shots he was wearing her mini-skirt and she had installed all over his VCR. Ladies and gentlemen I ask you to raise your glasses for Sally and LeBron. May they live furiously ever after and have greasy babies.
After you get done creating your speech over at Firefly, come back and paste it below in the comments. We’re looking forward to seeing the great (and not so great) ones.
Tags: Best Man Speeches, Speech Generator, Wedding Toast
July 20th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I met Steven when we were 22. Right away, I knew he was a obnoxious kid and the perfect friend for me. He was always a hit with the ladies even at the young age of 22. I remember his best line was “For arms like yours I would swim the biggest bottle. Then along came Anna and everything changed. It takes a ordinary girl to tame the frog that is Steven. I remember they met at Sweet Tomatoe’s and within the space of 8 shots he was wearing her thong and she had walked all over his book. Ladies and gentlemen I ask you to raise your glasses for Anna and Steven. May they live slowly ever after and have outrageous babies.