The Top 10 Signs She Hates the Engagement Ring
It should be pretty easy to tell if she’s happy with the engagement ring. Tears of joy are generally a good sign. The ten things listed below are not!
10.) She “accidentally” cuts off her finger so she doesn’t have to wear it.
9.) She only wears it while doing yard work or working with heavy-duty machinery.
8.) The first words out of her mouth are: “I haven’t been this disappointed since I first saw you without pants on.”
7.) After putting on the ring, the first thing she does is remove all of the drain covers in the house.
6.) She is actively trying to talk you out of getting it insured.
5.) At this very moment, she’s down at the pawn shop trying to trade it in for a used VCR.
4.) She keeps saying that she doesn’t remember “crap” being one of the 4 C’s?
3.) She tells you that unless you exchange it for a new one, she’s going to give new meaning to the term “blood diamond.”
2.) You tell her that you’ve also purchased the matching wedding band and she jumps out the window.
1.) As she’s showing it off to her family, you overhear her say: “I know it’s small and ugly, but my next husband will make up for it.”
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