Top 10 Signs Your Bachelor Party Isn’t Going Well
10.) It’s you and your parents in the basement watching Wheel of Fortune.
9.) You ordered a stripper named Erin. You got a stripper named Aaron.
8.) You just ran out of game tokens for skee-ball and that giant mouse keeps trying to drag you into the ball pit.
7.) Instead of a beautiful woman, a homeless man named Jimbo has just jumped out of your cake.
6.) The hot waitress at Hooter’s that you’ve been admiring from behind turns out to be your fiance. Surprise!
5.) You told your Best Man you wanted a bachelor party in Las Vegas, NV. You got a bachelor party in Las Vegas, NM.
4.) It’s 3:30am and you can’t find a single tattoo removal service that’s open.
3.) The Best Man was just kicked out of the gentlemen’s club for asking a stripper for change.
2.) Somehow, you’re the designated driver.
1.) It’s 8:30 and you’re already in bed.
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May 5th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
I had my tatoo on my foot removed last year and it was a bit painful.-:.
June 4th, 2010 at 7:12 am
I love tattoos and don’t for a second regret getting any of them, I’m currently getting a angel tattoo done down my right arm can’t wait to get it finished! as can only afford shortsittings at a time. My local tattoo artist is very experienced and also extremly expensive but, he’s worth it! Great site btw