10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Bride on the Wedding Day
If you enjoyed 10 Things Not to Say to the Bride, we think you’ll like ’10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Her on the Wedding Day’ even more.
10.) Honey, please make me a promise that you’ll never Google my name.
9.) Does the 20th or 21st of each month work better for doing that sex thing?
8.) Are you sad about seeing your friends for the last time tonight at the reception?
7.) Don’t expect any cool gifts. I deleted your Man Registry three weeks ago.
6.) My private investigator followed you to your bachelor party. We need to talk.
5.) Now that we’re married, I guess I can stop exercising.
4.) Goodbye Sportscenter. Hello cuddle parties.
3.) You. Me. Your Best Man. Tonight. What do ya say?
2.) I hate to spring this on you last-minute, but I wanted to let you know that my parents are coming on our honeymoon with us.
And drumroll….
1.) Just think hubby, we’ll be parents by this time next year!
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March 10th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Why wouldn’t you want to hear #3??
March 10th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
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March 10th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
LOL. I really love the picture. There’s no escaping now. You are all mine.
March 11th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Oiy. Vey.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:26 am
Great and fun post. Nice to be able to look at the lighter side of a very serious day.
March 12th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
What about “Honey, what does not yet annulled mean?”
Funny blog, thanks.
April 15th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
How about, “What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is my own”!
Funny post, cheers
May 24th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
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February 16th, 2011 at 10:55 am
Its that time of the month !!!!!!!!!!!