Grooms are always asking us how to identify and treat a bridezilla. First, let’s evaluate some of the common warning signs:

• - Bridesmaids and groomsmen drop out of wedding party for fear of having to deal with her.
• - She fires and/or cusses out multiple wedding vendors.
• - She spends more than 15 hours per week reading wedding blogs.
• - Her dress has been sent in for alterations 12 times (and she’s only had it for a month).
• - She tried to un-invite the GROOM from the wedding.
• - Her computer’s homepage is now your Crate and Barrel registry page.
• - She looks anything like the picture below:

Up until now, treatment methods for bridezilla have been widely unsuccessful. However that is all about to change with the announcement of a medical breakthrough called Zilla Pills. The recently patented pill has stunned many brilliant minds in the pharmaceutical industry and is now available for purchase over-the-counter in the US.

Zilla Pills

Zilla Pills work like this:

• - Bridezillas can take 1 pill every four hours (take 2 for an extra pissy episode).
• - Bridezilla should return to normal within 5 minutes of dose.
• - Zilla Pills can be shared with members of the bridal party, mother-of-the-bride or even the groom if they’re showing signs of pre-wedding stress.
• - Zilla pills can be refilled an unlimited number of times up to the wedding day.

Bridezillas who participated in the clinical trials for Zilla Pills reported a 100% success rate and said that the pills tasted a lot like mints. Hmmm.

Learn more about Zilla Pills and purchase your first dose here

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disclosure: zilla pills is a sponsor of the man registry’s groomsadvice blog.

Tags: Bridezilla, Bridezilla Pill, Wedding Novelty Gifts, Zilla Pills

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