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How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (from a kid’s perspective)

Some of life’s most difficult questions involve love, marriage, and of course.. kissing. We spend a lot of time complementing these issues. So, we were naturally thrilled when we got an e-mail proclaiming these mysteries of life had been explained… by kids!

Enjoy!

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess
with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m
never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10  **(wise words ricky, wise words)

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One Response to “How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (from a kid’s perspective)”

  1. Ashley Says:

    Kids say the funniest things. I love their view of the world.

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